Arrrghhh!!! There I go off on a tangent again...
Anyways, I was flipping back and forth tonight between the Mohegan Sun WNBA Playoff Game 3, which is a best of 3 series, and the Red Sox, who with a win could clinch a post season playoff spot.
Svetlana Abrosimova, formerly of Uconn fame, now a member of the Connecticut Sun...Grrrr
Well, I didn't catch the end of the Sun game because I became enthralled with the Red Sox game in which they could have won or at least tied it up three or four times, but ended up losing.
I then threw it over to the TV Guide Channel to see what was on. Now I'm not afraid to say that I'm in touch with my "feminine side", when it comes to watching shows, because I do tend to watch a wide variety of shows that some "manly men" might consider rather odd. I've been known to catch shows such as American Idol, Hells Kitchen, Top Chef, Project Runway, and Survivor. I guess you could say I'm a reality show addict, and tend to somehow relate myself to someone on these shows, typically the underdog, root for them, and become addicted to the show. Well one of my favorite shows had it's season premiere tonight, and thought that it's something to write about considering it's been unbelievably slow tonight at work.
DANCING WITH THE STARS!!!
Now most guys right now would start yelling out the "GAY!!" comments at me, and believe me, I am in NO way gay!! I love women as a whole, enjoy the "va-jay-jay", and consider myself "a lesbian"(LOL), but since this show has come on the air, I'm intrigued with how clumsy athletes, actors, comedians, and celebrities, young and old, can learn how to ballroom dance in front of millions of people on television. I can relate to the male celebrities that have no dance experience and look like a stiff corpse out on the dance floor.
I'm very self-conscious when it comes to dancing at all, as I feel like everyone is staring at me and criticizing my dancing while I'm out on the dance floor.
I don't mind slow dancing, but anything involving a fast tempo, I need plenty of alcohol to not let that effect me.
And I guess mainly because I feel I'd never be able to do myself, much like learning how to play the bagpipes. It's something I've always wanted to learn how to do, but I just don't see how I'd be able to without the experience in music, dancing, or the money and the resources to begin the learning process.OK, I'll admit that I also watch it to see the ladies in the ballroom gowns, dresses, and skirts...LOL
One of my favorite dancers is Julianne Hough, who caught my eye in past seasons, but for some reason, she really stood out to me for some reason tonight. I don't consider myself a typical male when it comes to women. I'm not attracted to a certain type of women, where most men consider themselves a "boob man", "ass man", or prefer blondes, brunettes, or redheads, etc. I like the whole package. No typical body shape, no specific hair color, just as long as I'm attracted to her, and she's got an interesting personality, and an all-around good person, that's sexy to me. I find a woman who is independent, emotionally strong, smart, does not feel the need to wear a ton of makeup all the time, and can rock a set of sweats with her hair up in a baseball cap, incredibly sexy. Someone who doesn't mind going out camping, and doesn't mind getting dirty or sweaty.
Obviously she's an attractive girl and for some reason she seems to have that cool personality that I find attractive. But then again, it could be all an act in front of the cameras, and she could be a prissy stuck up snob, that freaks if her nail is chipped. Who knows....but I'm glad the show's back on the "boob tube", and I'm not afraid to admit it. ;-}
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